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	<title>Comments on: &#8220;Nose&#8221;</title>
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		<title>By: Anonymous</title>
		<link>https://jonathanfield.com/blog/2006/01/nose/#comment-89</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 17 Jan 2006 00:08:29 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;p&gt;1001 ways to kill a man with his nose&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;It sounds to me like it was an advanced self-defense class (possibly ninja-level). In training we would spend weeks on killing techniques for each body part - 3 weeks on the nose. Now the reason you would have a picture of michael jackson up there is because 99% of your nose-killing techniques would NOT work on Michael Jackson because he doesn&#039;t have enough cartilidge in his nose to shove into his brain.  It&#039;s true, wacko jacko is immune to 99% of instant-kill nose techniques.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;So, Jon_a_thon, what do you do with a guy like that? Well, you turn the weakness into a strength. It&#039;s true that you can&#039;t jam the cartilidge into his brain, but what you can do is jam your fingers up into where the nose USED to be, hook the two nose-holes in the skull (like holding a bowling ball) and rip the entire skull out thru the nose-hole. &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Anyways, If you get really, really good at this you&#039;ll be holding the entire skull in your hand while the brain, eyeballs, etc are still sitting there in the squishy jelly-like head.  Imagine a ninja ripping out your skull and then showing it to you - it&#039;s really awesome!&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;just my 2 cents&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;-- the faceless ninja&lt;/p&gt;]]></description>
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<p>It sounds to me like it was an advanced self-defense class (possibly ninja-level). In training we would spend weeks on killing techniques for each body part &#8211; 3 weeks on the nose. Now the reason you would have a picture of michael jackson up there is because 99% of your nose-killing techniques would NOT work on Michael Jackson because he doesn&#8217;t have enough cartilidge in his nose to shove into his brain.  It&#8217;s true, wacko jacko is immune to 99% of instant-kill nose techniques.</p>
<p>So, Jon_a_thon, what do you do with a guy like that? Well, you turn the weakness into a strength. It&#8217;s true that you can&#8217;t jam the cartilidge into his brain, but what you can do is jam your fingers up into where the nose USED to be, hook the two nose-holes in the skull (like holding a bowling ball) and rip the entire skull out thru the nose-hole. </p>
<p>Anyways, If you get really, really good at this you&#8217;ll be holding the entire skull in your hand while the brain, eyeballs, etc are still sitting there in the squishy jelly-like head.  Imagine a ninja ripping out your skull and then showing it to you &#8211; it&#8217;s really awesome!</p>
<p>just my 2 cents</p>
<p>&#8211; the faceless ninja</p>
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		<title>By: rayhawk</title>
		<link>https://jonathanfield.com/blog/2006/01/nose/#comment-85</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 10:04:25 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;p&gt;That was my guess - if you have to spend a whole class period just talking about parts of the face or something, you might as well make it interesting.&lt;/p&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>That was my guess &#8211; if you have to spend a whole class period just talking about parts of the face or something, you might as well make it interesting.</p>
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		<title>By: pan2</title>
		<link>https://jonathanfield.com/blog/2006/01/nose/#comment-84</link>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 13 Jan 2006 09:04:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[&lt;p&gt;ESL for freaks?&lt;/p&gt;]]></description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>ESL for freaks?</p>
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