Comments on: Music!

By: banacek

banacek — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 01:53:51 +0000

I recommend you adopt a 17 and 11/12 year old. Legally change his last name to Mikulis. Then boot him out of the house at age 18.

And encourage him to marry and have a child ASAP.

Or have him adopt another 17 and 11/12 year old. Repeat as necessary.

If you demand a full-blooded Mikulis progeny, the only way to really ensure that is to bear Michael's child yourself. Or Mr. Kathy's. Or Chuck #2's.

By: _wendybird_

_wendybird_ — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 21:47:43 +0000

But don't you want the Mikulis line to be continued? I mean, you (and Kelsi) have met my brother. I might be my family's only chance.

By: banacek

banacek — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 20:40:37 +0000

You have my permission to open your lady parts to Jon.

But if you have one of Mark's spawn, I will, indeed, kill you.

By: _wendybird_

_wendybird_ — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:36:22 +0000

I think Lila and Brendan would kill me if I had one of Mark's spawn, let alone open my lady parts up to you, too. I think you'll have to look elsewhere - maybe Kate's vagina's available?

Sadly, Karaoke Revolution has no Swayze but it does have "(I've Had) The Time of My Life." I've been getting down to "Dust in the Wind."

By: jon_a_thon

jon_a_thon — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 00:10:20 +0000

Thanks! And yes: that is me singing again and again and again. I would use cloning for live performances. Speaking of which, can I use your body to grow some of my cloned embryos? I know that sounds like a pick up line, but I'm really just looking for volunteers.

Karaoke Revolution sounds awesome. Just make sure you sing some Swayze for me.

By: _wendybird_

_wendybird_ — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 22:20:59 +0000

I like the song!!! Now it's stuck in my head. I assume that's your voice layered on top of your voice in the verses? What would you do if you ever sang it live?...

In other news I got Karaoke Revolution last week from Lila and Brendan. Pretty schweet.