Jonathan Field - Maker of Random Stuff

What I want

No, I don’t want to pick up chicks. No, I don’t want to have friends with benefits. No, I don’t want to convince anyone to sleep with me. No, I don’t want an open relationship. No, I don’t want a long string of hot women. No, I don’t want to get my rocks off. No, I don’t want to be the bad boy with a heart of gold. No, I don’t want to have a big cock. No, I don’t want to come on fast and strong. No, I don’t want to get it because she gave it up, even if she isn’t really interested.

I just want my meatloaf.

But given that we’re out of meatloaf…?

It’s like chicken pox. Learning this shit as a child is one thing, but learning it when you’re an adult can be fatal.

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3 Responses to What I want

  1. Meatloaf

    What, you don’t know how to make meatloaf?

    I believe its just eggs and ground beef and breadcrumbs. By the way, I have a great technique for breaking eggs. If you’re willing to devote your life to me heart and soul, I will teach you secret egg-breaking technique passed down from legendary ninjas of old. Then you will make your own meatloaf.

    The Faceless Ninja

    • Re: Meatloaf

      I think I know how to make meatloaf. But sometimes it still doesn’t come out quite right.

      I am ready to submit to your divine wisdom, o great one.

      • Re: Meatloaf

        If you already know how to make meatloaf, I guess you had the knowledge in you all along. That’s very important – to look deep into yourself, and to see what’s deep, deep inside. Kudos!

        If your meatloaf still isn’t quite right – I use lots of catsup. Regular old catsup, and a pinch of salt.

        I hope this helps. Keep posting those deep thoughts!

        The Faceless Ninja

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